Lyrics: Replacement Spooning Man

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(Narrative)
Gather around
Let me tell you a story
A story of a man
A man with a purpose
This is his tale

The other day someone lost their boyfriend
That’s ok, cause there’s someone there to fill in

There he goes, its replacement spooning man
He’s on a mission to spoon all he can
He lies awake, so the girl can get her fill
He’s spooning man and he’s spooning at will

(Narrative)
They come to him
Their hearts broken
Needing to know they are not alone
This is where he comes in
He holds her close
Not wanting her to feel alone
Always thing of the line
The line he can not cross

So the story continues

Huge bed, with lots of room for ass warming
He spoon the girls, but he’s always left with whacking

There he goes, its replacement spooning man
He’s on a mission to spoon all he can
He lies awake, so the girl can get her fill
He’s spooning man and he’s spooning at will

(Narritve)
As the sun rises
The girl departs
She no longer feels alone
But there is one more task
Something left undone
Someone left wanting
But it will not be for long
As his pants hit the floor

You know what comes next

Choking the chicken
Slapping the salami
Massaging the member
Pulling the weed

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